• me: touch me and DIE
  • me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
  • me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
  • me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
  • me: -cries for 3 hours-
  • me: oh my god i'm hungry
  • me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
  • me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
  • me: -sneezes-
  • me: THE END IS HERE
  • 10:33 am  •  18 May 2013  •  92,613 notes

    drarna:

    can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours

    10:33 am  •  18 May 2013  •  91,244 notes

    inbox:

    moo bitch

    get out the hay

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    10:32 am  •  18 May 2013  •  43,026 notes

    im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time

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    9:37 pm  •  17 May 2013  •  261,500 notes